This was sent to me this morning by Shelley (a devout Republican, Christian, and non-prejudiced woman.) Please don't be offended, I am not saying that all Muslims are terrorists, all flight attendants are ugly, all hetero men like strippers, or anything else.
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS VS. STRIPPERS
In an effort to bolster sagging patronage and profits, the following strategy has been proposed:
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking strippers! What the hell? The attendants don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?